Posted by on Jun 20, 2017 | 10 comments

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LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS!

Well, THEY are on the way back and here’s my plan for THEIR return so I hope THEY are reading this.

Or else.

  1. Clean my outdoor watering hole because the riot we had on Sunday may have, er, muddied the waters a bit.
  2. Wash food and water bowls spotless and fill with the appropriate ITALIANTREATS you have brought me (ciambelle, prosciutto di Parma, mozzarella, you know, the usual)
  3. Check my bedding to make sure it is in the proper position for me to leap upon and go to dreamland–it gets a bit skewed after several jumps and I’d like it straightened up perfectly.
  4. Re-fill all toys with FRESH NIP from the garden.  That means un-sewing all toys, filling, and re-sewing so that none escapes.  A brand new one would not be rejected.
  5. Get Mya on the phone to ask when she might visit our neck of the woods to help me clean up some of the party debris.
  6. Pay attention to the fact that I am skulking around, pouting in the garden and not coming when called and may not for several weeks.
  7. Except to eat.

Well, I think that’s about it.  Oh, sure, I know you have to unpack, put away things, do hundreds of errands and make calls and shop for food (I have food, but you have none here, haha), check the garden, stake the tomatoes, water the potted plants, and I am very aware that getting back from anywhere THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE ME is hell on earth, but too bad.  I come first around here from now on.

Well, at least a few days.

Bienvenu! Welcome back, mama and papa and I hope to heck you do not find the mouse roly-poly crumbs under your bed.  Make that, our bed.

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Actually, I think they are behind one of mama’s paintings.  She’ll never notice unless they start to…er…decompose.

Oh, and the Cuvee Kitty 1959 nip juice bottle might have receded a bit, but we watered it pretty well, so you probably won’t notice.

Off to sulk.

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And a little ecology lesson for all you doggies out there.

Cats rock!